When Ranger Silver arrives home he hears sounds coming from his sons? bedroom. Thinking they have a girl there, he opens the door to find the boys with their dicks in their hands jacking off to something on the Internet. What a cute duo they are. Riley Burke, the eldest is a young blond bear. The youngest, Brandon Cole, has an impressive dick with a nice mushroom head. They explain to their father that it?s a contest to see who can shoot the farthest.
?Get a towel to catch the cum,? Dad advises. ?Better still why don?t you lie on the bed and cum on your chests.?
Cool Dad. He tells the boys that he still masturbates and they challenge him to join them. Allen strips to reveal a slender and very hairy bod. He gets between the boys and the three jack off.
These three are so hot that I was hoping for a bit of incest. After all there is the old WVA joke of a brother and sister going at it with her saying to her brother, ?You?re better than Dad.? To which he replies, ?That?s what Mom says.? So I was hoping the scene would go beyond just each pounding his own pud, but no such luck. Still, I have to admit, that it was one of the best masturbation only scenes that I?ve seen.
At its conclusion with the youngest winning (of course) Dad says he needs to look for a new job as a company is coming in to cut down all the trees eliminating the need of a ranger.

More of this threat to the future is revealed in the following scene when Sebastian Rivers fails to sell some motivational DVDs to a beer-swilling C J Madison. Sebastian is distracted by CJ?s uncut cock which can be seen through the piss-slit of his boxers. CJ says he hears the new owner who plans to cut down all the trees is a pervert who likes to suck cock and asks Sebastian if he sucks cock. Sebastian replies that he doesn?t know as he?s never done it. At which point CJ pulls out his cock and pisses over the railing. Sebastian watches intently.
The pissing over CJ asks Sebastian to help put his cock away. Innocent Sebastian tries in vain to get CJ?s cock back in his boxers but the stiffening of the organ makes this impossible. Sebastian holds the hard cock, mesmerized.
?Take it in your mouth,? CJ suggests.
Slowly and surely Sebastian does just that. At one point a string of pre-cum joins the cockhead to Sebastian?s tongue. Sebastian salivates like one of Pavlov?s dogs.
CJ has asked Sebastian to take his cock out while he is sucking and now decides he wants a taste. Sitting down on the steps, he swallows down Sebastian?s straining organ.
After they have cum, CJ invites?or rather orders?Sebastian to come inside and sit on his face.
Seeing women?s undergarments drying on the clothesline, Sebastian hesitates, but CJ tells him his wife won?t be back for a while.
There in the laundry room we find both totally naked just as I like them. (I hate it when guys fuck in clunky boots.) CJ sits on Sebastian?s face and then leans over in the sixty-nine position to feast on Sebastian pucker at the same time.
Before long Sebastian is bent over the washing machine and CJ?s cock is sliding slowly into his ass. CJ pounds away for a while; then turns Sebastian around and lays him on his back on the washer to reenter him in that position. Sebastian wraps his legs around CJ?s back. As CJ fucks, Sebastian cums. CJ then pulls out and creams on the satisfied Sebastian.

END OF DISC ONE

Disc Two begins with Bigg Pete and Ludovic Canot emerging from the local tavern. They are miffed and frustrated that the prospective blowjobs from the girls who were supposed to appear at the tavern?s new glory holes didn?t show. Bigg Pete is a handsome young stud who appears to be welcome newcomer to gay porn. Indeed I can find only one other film attributed to him. Ludovic who has done more work and whom we just saw in Titan?s POV is a sexy dude whose cock has a luscious mushroom head.
They are approached by Ken Mack who tells them he is a talent scout from a modeling agency. Promise of big bucks soon has the guys showing Ken their dicks and before long everyone is hard and stroking. He lures Bigg Pete into touching him and Ludovic. Ken then agrees to alleviate their frustration at not getting blowjobs by going down on them.
He then convinces the horny duo to suck on his cock and all jack off.
The scene takes place at night and?as in previous films?Titan once again for their night scene sacrifices clear visuals to attain mood.

The following day preparations are underway for the Appalachia Co. 15th Annual Company Picnic. As we have heard in previous scenes it may be the last one. The brothers Riley Burke and Brandon Cole are setting up. The ultra sexy and handsome Dean Flynn enters with the new boss Dillon Buck. He asks if the rumors are true that the new owner plans to clear cut the forest and put everyone out of work. Dillon just smiles and Dean introduces Ranger Allen Silver and shows Dillon Allen?s cock as a piece offering (pun intended).
Dillon is soon fondling and then sucking Allen?s manly endowment.
Dean turns his attention to Allen?s strapping sons and is soon on his knees partaking of their hard cocks.
Seeing his father now on his knees blowing the boss, Riley knows its OK for him to do the same for Dean. Riley then offers his brother a taste of Dean?s dick before Dean goes back to pleasuring both brothers.
Allen is sill going down on Dillon. They look over and see Brandon on his back on a picnic table. Dean is eating out the kid?s ass. Allen bends over and offers his ass to Dillon who goes in head first.
Dean can now be seen dividing his oral ministrations between Brandon?s ass and Riley?s cock.
?Who?s got a condom?? Deans asks.
Riley has come prepared and Dean slides his cock into Brandon?s ready ass.
?Oh, Fuck, Yeah!? Brandon squeals as Dean really pounds into the kid.
Allen looks over to see his son getting fucked and soon his ass is invaded with Dillon?s randy appendage. Father and son watch one another getting fucked.
Meanwhile Riley is not content to just watch and jack off so he slides his cock up Dean?s ass. Dean is now Lucky Pierre with Riley?s cock in his ass while his own cock is in Brandon.
Brandon fires off a plentiful load into his belly. Riley and Dean add their own loads and Brandon is awash in spunk.
Dillon and Allen cum, too.

In the extended Director?s cut Riley and Brandon kneel before Dean to receive a golden shower. Riley also inundates Brandon with warm liquid. Dillon and Allen piss on each other. We return to the threesome to see more pissing. Brandon is now pissing and Riley is taking Dean?s piss in his mouth.

Dillon and Dean are still naked when late-comers Bigg Pete, Ludovic Canot, and Ken Mack arrive at the picnic. These three stare at the two naked me before hauling out their pricks.
When all cocks are hard, Bigg approaches Dillon and plays with his unturned dick before falling to his knees to consume it. Bigg may be a newcomer to porn but he is one-hell-of-a-cocksucker, deep-throating Dillon?s cock.
Dean has gone down on his knees before Ken and Ludovic and sucks them both.
The camera pans up to the sky. When it returns to youth, Dean is on his back on the picnic table and Dillon is tonguing his ass.
When we rejoin the others we find Bigg bent over with Ken?s cock in his ass and Ludovic?s cock in his mouth.
We return to Dean and Dillon as Dillon?s cock is entering Dean. It?s soon pulling all the way out and then plunging back into the distended orifice.
Ken stops fucking Bigg and begins fucking Ludovic?though once again we don?t see entry. He then stops fucking and the three go over to the table where Dillon is still fucking Dean. Bigg leans over to suck Dean?s dick. Dean cums, spattering his belly with an impressive load. Ken, Bigg, and Ludovic cum on him as well. Dillon withdraws from Dean?s ass and deposits yet another plentiful ejaculation on the well-fucked Dean.

In the Director?s Extended Edit we see Bigg on his knees drinking and being thoroughly drenched by the others? piss. WOW!

In the final scene we find Dean and Dillon?now clothed?talking. Dean asks Dillon if there are plans to clear-cut and put everyone out of work. Dillon tells him that is not the case and that the new owners actually plan to reforest thus insuring jobs well into the future.

There is a Bonus section on the first disc of the Cumshots. The second disc contains a brief look Behind the Scenes.

I once saw a sweatshirt that read: ?Redneck and proud of it?. After seeing this film, that takes on a whole new meaning for me. Joe Gage has produced another winner for Titan. The guys are great-looking. The sex is good?in some cases?great. The laundry room scene with Madison and Rivers sizzles. I would have liked to have seen some interplay between Brandon and Riley. Were they reluctant to show even make-believe incest? Well photographed, well directed, and well acted Chainsaw is one to see.